Life is a thousand shades of muted beige for the titular lost soul of director David Zellner’s deftly-crafted idiosyncratic search for meaning Kumiko, The Treasure Hunter. Trapped in a dead end job working as an Office Lady, well past the age of 25 when most of these women either marry Continue Reading
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Zoom! Fast and Furious and Pixar’s Cars get their revs on in IGN’s inspired mash-up
“The most important thing in life will always be the people right here, right now. That’s what real.” Those touching words are lifted verbatim from Fast and Furious 7 (uttered by lead character Dominic Toretto played by Vin Diesel), the latest instalment in a franchise that seems to go Continue Reading
Now this is music #49 – Planet Parade, Sekuoia, Salt Ashes, Waldo & Marsha, Inni-K
Life hey? It’s bland, it’s crazy colourful; it’s predictably the same, it’s a thousand kinds of different; a multitude of unceasing demands, an oasis of calm. However it plays out for you, and if you’re like most people no two days are ever truly the same, it’s good to Continue Reading
Bless you! Orange is the New Black season 3 has a divinely good new poster (+ trailer)
It is a blessed third coming indeed. To the pounding sounds of Imagine Dragons’ “I’m So Sorry”, we’re reunited with the inmates of Litchfield State Penitentiary, all of whom are worthy of our time although some, so the poster suggests, are more deserving of our devotion than others. Netflix’s newly-released Continue Reading
Outlander: Lallybroch (S1, E12 review)
* SPOILERS AND CULTURAL CLASHES AHEAD * Jamie: “I need you to trust me here. My family. My land. My time. I am Laird and you are my lady. We should conduct ourselves as such.” Claire: “I’m not the meek and obedient type.” Soooo … it’s been a Continue Reading
Trips to see grandma just got creepy with M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit
SNAPSHOT The Visit is written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village), which he also produced with Blumhouse Productions (Paranormal Activity, Insidious, The Purge, Sinister). The film employs a found footage style of storytelling to follow a brother and sister (Ed Oxenbould, Olivia Continue Reading
Quake in fear invading cookies of Bon Bon for the Aveggies are here! (Sesame Street parody)
“People of Earth, prepare to be desserted! Mwahahaha!” You may have noticed that a small, low budget indie film by the name of Avengers: Age of Ultron is currently in cinemas, the latest in Marvel’s long line of super successful superhero movies to triumph at the box office. Even Continue Reading
Cobie Smulders and Guy Pearce are looking for Results but is life ever really that easy?
SNAPSHOT Recently divorced, newly rich, and utterly miserable, Danny (Kevin Corrigan) would seem to be the perfect test subject for a definitive look at the relationship between money and happiness. Danny’s well-funded ennui is interrupted by a momentous trip to the local gym, where he meets self-styled guru-owner Trevor Continue Reading
Movie review: Avengers: Age of Ultron
There is no denying that Avengers: Age of Ultron, directed as was the first The Avengers film (2012) by the superlatively-talented Joss Whedon, is a big, booming, city-destroying blockbuster of a movie. It’s clearly meant to be that way, uniting once again the team of Tony Stark/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Steve Rogers/Captain Continue Reading
Goodnight Westeros: The world’s most entertainingly bloodthirsty bedtime story
Who, as a child, didn’t love a lovely relaxing bedtime story right before you went off to join the Sandman in the Land of Nod? (A scary guy in himself, the very idea of whom gave me the heebie-jeebies as a child; neither he nor the land he inhabits actually sounds Continue Reading