How do you fend off an Alien: Covenant face hugger? Let Rick and Morty show you how!

(image via YouTube (c) Adult Swim)


If you’ve watched any of the Alien films, and let’s face it most of us have (and have the blanket forts we hid in when things got scary to prove it – wait, was that just me?), you’ll be well aware that getting a face hugger attached to your person is a Very Bad Thing (VBT).

This VBT, as it’s not known in the trade (actually not at all really but let’s pretend shall we?) quickly leads to parasitic infection by a terrifying alien lifeform that uses you as an incubator until, it exits, unceremoniously and with zero respect for your dignity, straight out of your stomach.

It’s not pretty and it pretty much ends your life.

Unless you’re Rick of Rick and Morty fame who, you’ll be relieved to know may have found a way to stop this awful, and pretty damn unattractive, process right in its track.

And you’ll be delighted to know the solution is a rather pleasurable one, involving zero needles and lots of tequila and bad living.

Bring on the vodak-drenched fightback against the xenomorphs!

(source: Laughing Squid)


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